I really want this T-shirt
February 22, 2006This one, right here. But the fact that I work with a dwarf* kinda puts me out of the running. I could wear it on weekends, but now that I have a two month old, where the hell am I going on weekends that people can laugh at my witty T-Shirt. Lousy dwarf, ruining my t-shirt wearing fun. Technically, dwarves aren't the same as midgets, but I bet some people would be offended nonetheless. Lousy people, being offended on behalf of my dwarvish co-worker.
*not the cool kind from Lord of the Rings.
Maybe if the shirt said “little people,” because I think that’s what they like to be called. I could be wrong.
Little people just makes me think of all the folks I crushed on my way to the top.