I’m not sure why I’m shocked

Jesus Christ, it looks like I really have a niche here.  I kinda get a kick out of thinking of the mindset of the person typing the phrase into google and how tremendously disappointed they must be when they get here.  Of all of them, the phrase "orgasm when I pee" is my favorite, although I'm haven't written anything about orgasms during urination to date.  Hey, maybe I will now.