Archive for July, 2006
The Punch Below The Belt
July 14, 2006I worked on a cool project with a guy named Dan that I met via Metafilter. I scanned this old US Military pamphlet from 1945 and he cleaned up the images & posted them on his website using Lightbox. Check it out if you dig old propaganda, and feel free to forward the link around.
I’m totally hilarious
July 14, 2006This may well be the funniest comment I’ve made in my four year Metafilter posting history; I’m amazed it wasn’t deleted by the admins.
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July 14, 2006Update re: Midget Dating
July 13, 2006I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me earlier, but everywhere on the LittlePeopleMeet.com site, they ALLCAP the word “Little”, so it’s LITTLEPeopleMeet. This made me think that there might be a “regular”, or “non-little” version of PeopleMeet.com, and lo & behold… Of course, this only gets my curiosity going, so I have to check STUPIDPeopleMeet (for simpletons, and those who enjoy taking romantic advantage of them), STUMPYPeopleMeet (for amputee fetishists) & SMELLYPeopleMeet (for people who smell horrible. Or people that want to fuck people that smell horrible), but no dice on all three. I wish there was a simple way to see what other building blocks in the PeopleMeet.com empire there are. Internet, you have let me down!
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July 13, 2006God Bless You, Internet
July 12, 2006http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/ Like JDate, only for Midgets, and they don’t have to be Jewish. Tragically, they won’t let you browse the membership profiles without an account… so, despite being married & a new father, my midget lust overcame me & I created a free account. Yes, they did ask my height, and yes, I totally lied. I stopped short of uploading a photo, as the best photo I have handy is of my pug, Oscar. I considered making up a story in my profile about how I had that rare asian pugface disease, but then I remembered - these are midgets, not retards.
Needless to say, now that JailBabes.com is no longer in service, LittlePeopleMeet is now my second favorite personals site (don’t worry, WomenBehindBars.com you’ll always be #1 with me). So many hot midgets in one location… fascinating… must… fight… temptation… to upgrade to paid account. Would hate for the missus (who works in a powerful family law office) to find out I had a little something on the side.
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July 12, 2006