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I Don’t Want To Be Raped By A Bear

December 5, 2006

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice… won’t get fooled again!!  Still, it IS a really nice house… and it IS free to enter…

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8 comments

  1. Oh, I think you do.

         by Kristie December 6, 2006 at 1:13 am

  2. You’ll be disappointed to know that when I googled “Bear Raped,” thinking of course that your blog would be the only thing to have such a random pairing of words, jonsonblog was nowhere to be found. In fact, there was a ton of ursine molestation going down. Personally, I liked it better when they just ate people.

         by Mr. Kinsley December 6, 2006 at 6:04 am

  3. Yeah, but I was into it long before it was COOL to be into it.

         by jonson December 6, 2006 at 6:36 am

  4. I’m gonna register so you might as well get raped by a bear because I’m a chick so I have a WAY better chance of winning (the bear, not the rape) than you.

         by Anna December 6, 2006 at 6:41 am

  5. I have a WAY better chance of winning (the bear, not the rape

    Anna, I think you’re confused; the contest is for a House, not for a Bear. If the contest was for a bear, but the losers got raped by that bear, I’d probably enter EVERY year.

         by jonson December 6, 2006 at 4:25 pm

  6. No, no, no, no! You cannot enter. It took me a week to get you out of that crying funk because we didn’t win the last house.

         by the missus December 6, 2006 at 7:45 pm

  7. Dear Missus,

    While I understand your impulse to be the “voice of reason,” I will kindly ask you to stop. The rather random and unpredictable nature of the good Mr. jonson’s impulsiveness is the very wellspring of our on-line amusement. If this is a detriment to your state of marital bliss, I apologize. But do try to think of the thousands… mmm… hundreds… uuh… several of us who seek solace in living vicariously through your husband’s bathroom, business trip and on-line antics.

    Respectfully,
    The Junior Senator from Kinsleyville

         by Mr. Kinsley December 6, 2006 at 11:32 pm

  8. Oh, it’s hundreds. I mean, mostly looking for “sex with animals” and other related queries, but still.

         by jonson December 6, 2006 at 11:47 pm

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