On my lunch break just now, my co-worker and I drove by a young woman in a tube top(!) standing on a corner. She had the word “BRIAN” tattooed on her chest, right above her boobs, which led to the following exchange:
Me: Did you see that?
Co-worker: Yeah. I guess she really likes Brian.
Me: Let’s hope so. If they broke up, it’d be really awkward for the next guy. “Every time I titfuck my girlfriend, I come on her ex boyfriend’s name.”*
*This post was directly inspired by the disgraceful lack of vulgarity on the jonsonblog in recent times.
