Until the internet rolled around, I never knew I had a “thing” for mechanical ass removing tools. God bless you, industrial revolution. Mechanised ass yanking is why those heathens in the jungles of Fiji don’t rule the world & we do.
OH….MY…..GOD. That looks like it would hurt way too much. Mr. Kinsley, I am not aware of EXACTLY what “Mule” looks like, but I imagine it is something like this.
Jonathan–is that you? I suppose the video should leave me in no doubt! Wonderful blog; I see you’ve lost none of the sense of humor. I assume you’ve got my email address via this post, drop a line if so inclined…
Its entirely possible that I hate you.
Until the internet rolled around, I never knew I had a “thing” for mechanical ass removing tools. God bless you, industrial revolution. Mechanised ass yanking is why those heathens in the jungles of Fiji don’t rule the world & we do.
Thank you very much for posting this in such a way that I could tell what was coming. I thoroughly enjoyed not watching it. Keep up the good work.
Must. Wash. Eyes.
OH….MY…..GOD. That looks like it would hurt way too much. Mr. Kinsley, I am not aware of EXACTLY what “Mule” looks like, but I imagine it is something like this.
I’m sorry, but I can’t speak for crying. Partly from the bacon-making gun, partly from the comments.
Is this three different animal ass-removing tools you have found, now?
Four if you count me.
Unfortunately, I think the people sitting behind me in my Constitutional Law class got more than they bargained for this morning!
Weird. Didn’t I see one of those in the back seat of your Prius?
He keeps it in his trunk. Mr. Kinsley told me so.
Jonathan–is that you? I suppose the video should leave me in no doubt! Wonderful blog; I see you’ve lost none of the sense of humor. I assume you’ve got my email address via this post, drop a line if so inclined…
-Veronica Andrew (nee Xavier)