It’s a Miracle!
February 3, 2009
This headline was the main story on CNN, and I believe a cursory examination of the participants will lead you to the same conclusion I came to: namely, this whole procedure was dreampt up by Dr. Pervert in the middle/rear of the photo. Just look at his creepy facial hair & beady eyes. He’s just waiting for the donors to start showing up so he can convince more of them.
“Oh, no cutting you open? That’s so 20th century, what are we, savages? No, no, nowadays the common practice is for me to fish around in your cooter until I grab hold of something and then just yank that little devil right out through your hoo-haw.”
Nice try, reprobate. I see through your scam, and while I applaud your ingenuity, I cannot condone your tactics.
Now, if someone could just tell me two things:
1) What is Matt Lauer doing in the photo?
2) Why does the recipient have a stuffed dog? Is that the next item to be yanked out of someone’s babymaker? Is Doug Henning the chief of the O.R.?
And why is the recipient’s husband Doogie Howser?
Thank you Jonson. I have laughed so hard, that I MUST piss my pants.
Is that the actual Kidney wrapped in the Pink silk bundle?
At first, I thought that was the woman’s vagina after the Kidney had been pulled out through it, but then I read the caption and saw that she was the recipient, not the donor.
Oh, Mr. Kinsley…While you are on here, get your ASS onto facebook.
Jonson, have you listened to the new AC Newman album? Is it worth my bailout dollars?
I wonder if it feels different having sex with someone who had a major organ removed through their snootch?
AC Newman isn’t worth it unless he’s in The New Pornographers, in my opinion. And AmeriCanadian, I’ve got to imagine it does, not just for the dude, but even the patient. She’s probably only into guys who can reach her vital parts with their equipment now.
Run from Facebook … run from it.
Umm, Jonson, isn’t the stuffed dog’s name “Kidney”?