God Bless You, InternetJuly 12, 2006
http://www.littlepeoplemeet.com/ Like JDate, only for Midgets, and they don’t have to be Jewish. Tragically, they won’t let you browse the membership profiles without an account… so, despite being married & a new father, my midget lust overcame me & I created a free account. Yes, they did ask my height, and yes, I totally lied. I stopped short of uploading a photo, as the best photo I have handy is of my pug, Oscar. I considered making up a story in my profile about how I had that rare asian pugface disease, but then I remembered – these are midgets, not retards.
Needless to say, now that JailBabes.com is no longer in service, LittlePeopleMeet is now my second favorite personals site (don’t worry, WomenBehindBars.com you’ll always be #1 with me). So many hot midgets in one location… fascinating… must… fight… temptation… to upgrade to paid account. Would hate for the missus (who works in a powerful family law office) to find out I had a little something on the side.