Broken Urinal at Work

September 22, 2006

One of the urinals in our office men’s room has been broken since around the time Agnew pardoned Nixon. Eventually, somebody put up a sign reading “WARNING: TOILET WILL NOT FLUSH. DO NOT USE”, because so many lazy guys were still peeing in it despite its clearly non-functioning status. I felt that the warning was insufficient, and replaced it with a more appropriate, if less plausible one.


  1. I like it.

  2. There’s nothing worse than trying to take a wee when one of those valuable little mice comes running out of the urinal.

    I made $.50 and urinated on my sword fighting partner.

  3. The secret is to wee on the mouse, stunning it. When you’re all finished, calmly grab the (thoughtfully provided) tongs, and place the wet, stunned rodent in the mouse receptical.  The .50 will be appended to your next pay check.

  4. we don’t get mice in the girls room. how unfair.

  5. Actually, in one of my periodic weekend visits to the office girls room, I noticed that it appears as though you ladies have a device on the wall that dispenses tiny white cotton mice for a reasonable price.

  6. Didn’t Ford pardon Nixon?

  7. D’oh! Of course he did. I’m dumb.

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