Broken Urinal at WorkSeptember 22, 2006
One of the urinals in our office men’s room has been broken since around the time Agnew pardoned Nixon. Eventually, somebody put up a sign reading “WARNING: TOILET WILL NOT FLUSH. DO NOT USE”, because so many lazy guys were still peeing in it despite its clearly non-functioning status. I felt that the warning was insufficient, and replaced it with a more appropriate, if less plausible one.