Archive for October 9th, 2006


“Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax”

October 9, 2006

Whenever people harass me about my general lack of outdoor activities and/or my gorgeous alabaster complexion, I always mentally reference this cartoon:


Which is why I was so delighted when a friend sent me the link to this shirt.  Apparently it’s in reference to this scene from the always brilliant Colbert Report, which only makes it more true.  In case you’re curious, I believe Bearphobia is hereditary.

P.S.  If you don’t immediately recognize the source of the Simpsons quote in the title of this post, you need to hunt down & watch that episode, it may be the greatest 30 minutes of TV comedy ever.