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An Auspicious Portent

March 1, 2007

Augers throughout time have turned to various methods to predict the future; fondling goose entrails, charting the heavens, reading the sacred texts hidden in cookies of fortune from the heathen chinee. But one legend holds true among soothsayers round the world: a businessman on a moose is about the surest sign of impending good fortune that the gods can put forth. Verily, my luck has changed, and the luck of all those who read this blog. Send $5.