IS THERE NONE WHO CAN CHALLENGE ME??!?!??
April 12, 2007I may, it turns out, be the Michael Jordan of flash based games where you are a monkey trying to kick a ball. 4,750 Monkey Meters. Like Chamberlain’s 100 point game, or Dimaggio’s 56 game hitting streak, the top sport columnists from around the world concur: my monkey kick-off score may never be beaten.
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I can’t believe how much time I just wasted on that. I got something like 3700.
135. Usually my sense of competition kicks in and I keep going until I feel I’ve given it my all or I actually win. After 5 kicks I realized:
a) I don’t get this game.
b) I don’t care about this game.
c) Jonathan probably cheated and is trying to trick me into playing for 7 hours to try and beat him. Mama didn’t raise no fool!
DRAGON BONUS!!!
Mike Tyson had this to say about his childhood:
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.”
Jonson, the same may be in order for you and your monkey kick ruse.
[…] come from a game that involves a single click of the mouse button. In spite of my failure to answer Jonson’s challenge, at least I can turn around and mock the rest of you as you spend your Friday night’s try to […]
Actually, you are the Michael Jordan of telling us you’re the Michael Jordan of dis, dat and de udder ting.
No judgment, here. Hope you got your personalized pink spatulas.
Hmmm… you have a point, Nathan. Perhaps it’s time for a new analogy for “world’s pre-eminent example.”
4527 meters. I’ll catch you yet, you dastardly analogy-less monkey kicker, you!
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qrosqBoirUoEsporFBoUBopBsostqEoJ38SIONbzzouqsu
HaHa! 3 more meters!!!http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporsBossoussorFBoUBopBFosEtro2ONbSmourFB
I caution everyone! Hark back to a recent post that ridiculed me. This smells of Dragon Bonus!!!!
dude, just found your blog today, and have done no work at all since. i’m happy… i did a great kick too. better than jordan? that’s me…
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qqorqUotroutrorFBoUBopptotstUo0hyYoEpBp