Look not upon me for I am a beastJuly 5, 2007
So, I stopped JUST short of completely shaving my head, because I’m a total pussy, and thank God I did. I won’t torture you with a photograph of the results, but this is a picture of my new silhouette. Notice the oddly conical shape of the dome, the weird pointy top. Let’s just say it’s too bad they already remade this movie, I would have been a shoe-in.
So. I don’t like my hair when it grows in, and I don’t like my head without any hair on it. Dilemma.
However, the comments in the previous post make me worry that there is a misunderstanding; I’m not actually doing this to disguise onset baldness. I, like my dad & both grandfathers, have a thick & unfashionably styled head of hair, albeit in my case, it sits atop a mount rushmore sized forehead that I’ve had since my youth.
On the plus side, I don’t look like a skinhead, as there is still a thick albeit very, very short fuzzy layer of hair on my head. If G.I. Joe made a plus-size figure for interpid donut eating missions, I could totally be the model for that figure now.