Exciting Zombie-Related NewsJuly 30, 2007
World War Z, Time Magazine’s pick for greatest book of the millenium* is being made into a movie. Now, astute Jonsonblog readers will remember the frenzy of excitement & trailer boners that occured the last time I found out that one of the great works in the history of western literature was being adapted for the screen, and the fury & rending of garments that occured when that movie turned out to be Shooter, with Mark Wahlberg. But this time, it’s TOTALLY going to be different.
I’m like Charlie Brown & Hollywood is like Lucy, with movie adapatations of my favorite written materials being the football in this increasingly strained metaphor. You’d think I’d learn, and in a way, a part of me has. I mean, I did say a decade or more ago, “man, if they ever make a movie of Spider Man & it features Venom, I would run over a busload of nuns to go see that movie,” and yet by the time they DID make that movie, and it sucked, I was guarded enough to avoid seeing it in theaters, preferring to steal it & complain bitterly to my iphone as I watched it alone in my room. I like to think I’ve really grown up over the years.
But here I go again. The next 18 months will feature movie versions of Stardust, World War Z & The Watchmen, and I can totally see all of them sucking before a frame of footage has been shot for any of them. On the plus side, I saw the early trailer for Iron Man, and it looks pretty bad ass. I think the Robert Downey Jr casting may pay off overall.
P.S., bonus note to the super nerds out there: the guy adopting WWZ to the big screen is the dude who created Babylon 5, a show so nerdy that even I never watched it. But that’s got to be a good sign, right? Why would a heralded nerd with a cult following (like a Joss Whedon or JJ Abrams) come in & fuck up something like the greatest work of zombie literature ever written?
*In a perfect world this would be true and not just more of my lies.