Men are different than womenOctober 21, 2007
In talking with the missus the other night, I made an offhanded comment about the perpetual horniness of teenage boys, and when the comment was greeted with mild skepticism, I responded “oh please, when I was 14 I would have tried to fuck an apple if I could find an apple corer with roughly the same diameter as my penis.”
Now, we’re pretty close, the missus and I. We’ve been together for nearly 10 years, married over 7 of those, and we’ve seen a lot of each other during that time. But she literally has no idea if I’m exaggerating for comic effect or if my fetish for older women extended to include Granny Smith. And that’s really as it should be.
All I can say is, I’m glad the LBC is not a little boy, I don’t want to have to gaze around the kitchen suspiciously in 12 years.