The City of Boston Must Be StoppedOctober 25, 2007
As I write this, the Patriots are 7-0, Boston College is undefeated & ranked #2 in the nation, the Red Sox just won game 1 of the World Series by 12 runs and the Celtics are about to begin the NBA season after signing Ray Allen & Kevin Garnett and giving up nothing much in exchange for them, making them the pre-season favorites to represent the East in the NBA finals next spring. Apparently Boston also has a professional ice-hockey team, but I don’t know what’s going on with them. Probably something annoying.
So, allow me to add my voice to the growing chorus of people on the web lamenting this state of affairs and demanding that someone do something. My initial thoughts involved Tom Brady getting run over by a car, but then I realized I was thinking small. What this situation calls for is Tom Brady to be driving in one direction, at like 50 m.p.h., and then running head on into another car being driven by Paul Pierce in the opposite direction. Also, they’re both giving a lift to Manny Rodriguez & David Ortiz, respectively. Finally, just as every Boston sports fan on Earth arrives at the scene of the crash to see if anyone survived, the gas tanks explode. Alright, the concepting phase is officially done – now someone make that happen.