And for the next six months, everything consumed in this house (EVERYTHING: Steak, Ice Cream, Grape Nuts, Bacon) will taste of delicious, smokey bacon.
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OMFG…I just checked…it is real.
That is just wrong. Some things are just “wrong”, and bacon salt is one of those things that is just wrong.
Did I mention that I don’t eat/like bacon? ‘Cause it is wrong.
My wife would love it, though. She puts salt on bacon, so this’d be the next [il]logical step, no?
I totally understand, NIAC, I used to not eat bacon too!
But then I tried some. Thirty five years ago. It’s fucking delicious, dude. Maybe that’s the problem… have you TRIED bacon?
Somehow…I don’t want to know the chemical composition of this stuff…it is less harmful that actual bacon. Hmmm…
I have to say, I will eat back/peameal/Canadian (shut up) bacon. However, most pork is out of the question. Mr. Jackson’s rant as Jules in Pulp Fiction, about how “sewer rat might taste like punkin’ pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy mother-fucker” about sums up my feelings toward the Pork Producers’ efforts.
You can get bacon on just about any food item now…I mean, I think you can get bacon on the BK BBQ Pork Rib Sandwich when it comes to market. Now, you can get shakin’ bacon too. LOL
I don’t talk to you for weeks at a time, and when I do, it is always something so obtuse I can’t help but laugh the whole time I am typing.
35? 35! Gerber makes bacon purée?
VooDoo Donuts in Portland, Oregon will provide you with a Maple Bar, complete with Bacon on top!
Bacon is “Meat Candy”.
Still not as cool as seasoned buck shot!
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