Beforehand thanks also save you God!November 27, 2007
This spam email didn’t come to me, but was forwarded by a friend who knows my love of mangled English. Too many highlights to choose just one, but “we build houses of babies, hospitals?” is pretty damn great:
Good afternoon. I am a representative of big international chraitable company ” NADEZHDA “. We search for the person in your country for the help to people which in it require: children of the orphan, people patients with a cancer, to invalids, veterans of war. We translate money in hospitals and church, we build houses of babies, hospitals? Houses for aged. I hope our letter will not leave you indifferent and you will respond to our request for the help. Remember a trouble can touch you and your relatives. Beforehand thanks also save you God!
! Ours e-mail: [ADDRESS REMOVED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY] we Look forward to hearing! Successful day!
Successful day indeed, my friends.