Let me explain why I have a picture of a dude’s vagina

April 10, 2008

So, I’m sure this has happened to all of you at one point or another, but here’s an amusing anecdote from earlier today:

I’m on a client conference call, and I’m using my iPhone to show an email to one of the people from my office.  At that moment, a co-worker (not seeing that the phone wasn’t on mute) asked “what are you showing him, a picture of some dude’s vagina?”

I guess I have a reputation for showing people pictures of things like that. 

So, that comment made me google Buck Angel, the female(ish) porn star who had a double mastectomy, pec implants, hormones & steroids and can now truly be said to have a “dude’s vagina.”

Which is why, later in the day, when someone mentioned the topic of women who sound like men over the phone, I had, already up on my iPhone, this photo.

You know, upon reading this back I’m forced to admit that explaining why I have a picture of a dude’s vagina already queue’d up on my iPhone doesn’t really make me seem less creepy.



  1. No it doesn’t.

    And what’s worse is I would have assumed you already had one. If not a couple.

  2. Dude, I am thoroughly disturbed now. I don’t know what to do with that one. I really don’t want to know either.

  3. I was laughing out loud in an empty room reading your post – right up until I clicked on that pic. Now I need eye-bleach. Thanks a ton.

  4. “Eye bleach?” I might be able to help you with that.

  5. Jonson, can we get a clarification: Did you google “dude’s vagina” or “Buck Angel”? If it was the latter, care to share why or how you already know of someone with a man-gina?

  6. Sure – what I actually googled was “Wachowski porn star man pussy,” the top result for which is a fascinating Rolling Stone article that I had read a couple years ago about how Larry Wachowski (director/writer of The Matrix) left his wife for a dominatrix he was introduced to through Buck Angel or something similar. The “Buck Angel” part stuck in my mind, because I googled that photo at the time, and even though I can’t remember details like where I parked my car or if I have a car, I will never ever ever ever forget that picture.

  7. I am still so disturbed by this, you have no idea. Let me ask…if you were a gay man, would you “hit that”? Or is it all about the penis? Never mind, I really don’t want to know. It’s like a horrible accident..you just can’t help but to look; then are just completely disgusted with what you see. I also don’t know how I feel about a “Chickwidadick” either.

  8. You’d be amazed how much time I spent discussing that topic @ lunch. Would you rather have vaginal intercourse with Buck Angel or make out with a REALLY attractive woman who turned out later to be a dude with implants, hormone therapy & a penis. I think my answer surprised even me. One of our running games between my friend & I is called “Would you have sex with that if you were single & no one saw you,” and it involves learning way too much about each other.

  9. Allow me to make a correction for you:

    “You’d be amazed how much time I spent discussing that topic during the break in my day where we are supposed to be eating lunch, but can’t because we’ve all suddenly lost out appetite.”

    Carry on.

  10. The important question: what was the client’s response to all of this ass-hattery? Are they still your client? And if so…

    What the heck is it that you do for a living?

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