He should have his snake license revokedOctober 28, 2008
I never been a fan of snake owning, I’m too much of a pussy to feed live warm blooded food to my pets. But this story of a mouse who was fed to a venemous viper only to turn the tables & kill the viper in a 30 minute battle royale really made me think. Specifically, it made me think:
1) That little fella’s got the heart of a champion. Seriously, from here on out for the rest of his mousey life, nothing is going to seem unaccomplishable. Like on Tom & Jerry, he’s going to be like Jerry’s little Mouseketeer nephew who was not afraid of cats. I don’t see his luck holding up.
2) I’m not sure the Mouse actually killed the snake. I suspect when the venemous viper realized what direction the fight was heading, it bit its own tongue out of shame. Jesus, viper, you are an embarassment to your slithery kind.