This was disgusting.
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Bacon is meat candy. Heh.
And you’d think nothing could be wrong about bacon and jalapeno. Hey, I think they spelled jalapeno wrong.
March 4 seems like eons ago.
yeah, I think I may be done blogging.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Seen this? Bacon cupcakes.
did you quit blogging?
you used to be so funny. What happened?
It all began when we stopped working together, madonna. Then, they canceled ChatFu. Nowdays, nothing is funny at all. I blame Obama. I’m funnier when the President is white.
If you’re going to stop blogging, you can’t go out with a wimper. Bacon Jerkey? C’mon! You’re loyal following needs a better sign off than this! This is more like the last Seinfeld episode. Go out like ER man!
He hasn’t quit blogging. He’s just trying to see how many comments he can get on such a stupid post.
Marianne suggested that Jonson is looking for a surge in comment volume before he fires up the comedy pistons again. Now we’re at 16.
Harkening back to a previous jonsonblog post, I have now also met Dave Grohl. He happened to be in the Sherman Oaks Fashion Square Mall children’s play area with his daughter while I was there with the twins. I introduced myself, said I was sorry to bug him, but I just wanted to let him know that in my Creative Expression class at Van Nuys Middle School the Foo Fighters were the only group the whole class could agree on. He was very genuinely happy to hear that, talked with me for a few minutes, then very politely made it clear that he was going to move on. He couldn’t have been nicer if he tried. And since I know Jonathan hates off-topic comments, I’ve put this here to see if he’ll post something new to make all this nonsense stop.
Does anyone else think the lead singer of The Killers is HOT?
I’d totally do him.
Jonsonblog: Come for the posts, stay for the random comment message board!
Its so lonely in here.
You really aren’t going to end an era with the post “Bacon Jerky”, are you? 😉
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