1) I took this photo over at my friend’s desk. Which means he stole the sign, in direct violation of the ordinance on the sign itself. Some unaware fool has undoubtedly been eaten as a result of my friend’s negligence.
2) There’s no need for the “Denali National Park” note at the bottom. The central message of the sign is universally applicable to the outdoors, as evidenced by this photoset.
3) Missing from the list of potential punishments for entering a closed area ($500, six months in jail) is “being eaten by a bear.” Which I feel should be the first item on the list.
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