Beware the elderly, hobos!
May 19, 2006Amazing story… two women in their 70's rent out apartments for two years to two homeless guys, then take out HUGE (multi-million dollar) insurance policies on the hobos & kill them via hit & run. It's the perfect crime… or at least it would have been, if not for those meddling insurance inspectors!!
So many questions… why wait until your 70s to start being a murderer? Why go into it with a partner, if they're both just replicating the same crime? Why commit such a heinous crime for money when you have, at best, about a decade left to live?
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Because if you get caught, you only have 10 years to live. That’s what I am doing when I am 70.
Man, the AARP crowd has to hand over their lip gloss collections and leave the murdering to the young and vital.
(Although Olga Rutterschmidt earns her right to mayhem just by her resemblence to Livia Soprano, IMHO.)
First, SK, if you want me to believe you’re going to wait until you’re 70 to start murdering hobos, then you’re going to have to do some good explaining about the number of hobos you have currently buried in your basement, not to mention the several times a week you come to work drenched in hobo blood.
Second, bix, I did a little googling and it turns out that the name “Rutterschmidt” is actually from the Slovakian “Rutter”, which means “to run over” and “schmidt”, which is the generic eastern european term for a hobo. So, really, it’s society’s fault for not seeing this coming long ago.
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